[MAILBAG] — Portmanteau Words

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My recent article on portmanteau words prompted some noteworthy responses.

What’s a Late Lunch / Early Dinner?

From reader Linda Helms:

“Rather than submit a portmanteau, I beg for one to be created; that is, the afternoon equivalent of brunch. I for one sometimes put off lunch until it’s so late that it becomes early supper (dinner to you yankees). But lupper, linner, sunch and dunch just don’t sound all that tasty.”

Great points all, Linda. Clearly we need such a word!


My thoughts:

(1) My vote goes to “linner”. I think we’d quickly get used to it, after which it would sound just as appetizing as brunch!

(2) It’s my guess that when “brunch” first was coined, it didn’t sound “all that tasty” either. We just became accustomed to it, after hearing it for a while.

(3) Apparently there are others who already prefer “linner”: On various websites where folks discuss these alternatives, some commenters report hearing that word more and more. This strictly anecdotal evidence (from my extremely limited sampling) suggests to me that it’s gaining at least some currency.

(4) That said, there are entries at UrbanDictionary.com for “lupper”, “linner”, and “dunch”. So they’re all being used, to some extent, in slang. They all seem to refer to a meal between lunchtime and dinnertime, one that may or may not take the place of either or both.

(5) Of these three, the only one listed at all in Wictionary.com is “dunch”. Its primary meaning, however, seems to be a kind of jab or kick. Only in a secondary sense is it defined as a late lunch-early dinner.

(6) “Sunch” already is taken, and with distinctly sexual meanings. I say “meanings” (plural) because Urban­Dictionary.com lists it twice – once as a standalone word, and again as part of a longer phrase. The former strikes me as bland, compared to many “hot topics” they already bandy about on TV shows like “The View”. The latter probably belongs in the better-not-to-know category!

(7) Some have proposed alternatives such as “luner” (lunch-dinner) and “betwinner” (between lunch and dinner). But the former sounds too much like “lunar” while the latter looks too much like “bet winner”. I’m tempted to suggest “dutch”, but that is too easily confused with “going dutch” or “dutch treat”. (Or “dutch chocolate”, which suggests dessert rather than a regular meal.)

The word you’re seeking, Linda, we do indeed need. Let’s hope a clear winner emerges.

Other Replies

To Linda’s question above, Dev Samaddar says:

“How about suppunch? That’s got to knock you out for sure.”

Indeed! To my question about favorite portmanteau words, he also writes:

“You mentioned spork, so may be you will like chork that will be handed out by Panda Express soon (or perhaps already is). Chork = ch(opstick + f)ork as you probably guessed.

“There are Bennifer, Brangelina and TomKat… 1 & 3 are no longer couples though.”

Reader Nilou writes:

“Skort (mix of skirt and short) is a popular one with Tennis players.”

Good one, Nilou! One I hadn’t heard before.

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